The biggest jerk in your building took this master class and now you can too!
From the author of the bestselling books, Success by Failing Up and Stop Listening and Start Deflecting: 101 Ways to Tell Someone How They Feel, Brie Summers BACKto teach you HOW TO BE A JERK TO YOUR NEIGHBOR!
HOW TO BE A JERK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS
1.
You know more about your neighbors than most of their friends and family just from the packages that arrive at the doorstep (and from what they wear around the house and the noises they make at night). Be sure to make LOTS of unsolicited comments about their life when you see them - they’ll hate you SO MUCH for it!
2.
BE NOISY! Throw loud parties with loud music, have loud sex (or if you’re alone - masturbate loudly). Do you smoke or vape? DO IT INDOORS!! Not only will the smell get into your walls and be present for future renters, but your neighbors will get to enjoy the smell (and health ramifications!) of your second-hand smoke!!
3.
Plumbing is like a group project: if one person messes up, it affects EVERYONE. So clog your pipes! It won’t just affect YOU - it’ll affect EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING (but they won’t be able to trace it back to you lol)
CREDITS
Starring:
Amanda Cerny
Created by:
Darren Miller
Written by:
Darren Miller
Tamara Yajia
Directed by:
Eleanor Giblet
Executive Producers:
Darren Miller
Tamara Yajia
Producer:
Carly Reeve
Cast:
Amanda Cerny (Brie Summers)
Jonathan Braylock (Hugo)
Philip Matarese (Kevin)
Tamara Yajia (Alana)
Crew:
Michelle Akeley- 1st AD
Kevin Cardoni- Production Manager
Marla Black- Production Coordinator
Noa Skikne- Production Assistant
Anna Asher- Script Supervisor
Arlene Muller- Director of Photography
Kalea Calloway- Camera Operator
Minami Moriyama- 1st Assistant Camera
Moses Okunoren- Camera PA
Marizo Siller- Gaffer
Phil Gardner- Key Grip
Caitlin Williams- Production Designer
Ed Raines- Set Dresser
Layla Kornota- Prop Master
Samantha Crainich- Art PA
Wade Vanover- Construction
Jessica Leigh Schwartz- Hair & Make Up Artist
Alison Holmes- Costumer
Nial Morgan- Sound Mixer
Jen Freeman- COVID-19 Compliance Officer
Joshua Rathmell- Editor
Andrew Jewell - Keying Editor
Bryan Weider- Animator & Graphics
Paul Smith- Animator & Graphics
Kristopher Wile- Animator
Head of Physical Production, FOD- Jim Ziegler
Head of Post Production, FOD- Phil Loeb
Manager, Post Production, FOD- Cody Pereira
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